Haiku Reviews #17: 1998
What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Welcome back to Haiku Reviews! This is the 17th edition of Haiku Reviews, but you knew that from reading the title. I suppose that also means you already know that this collection of ten reviews is dedicated to the movies of 1998, so let's not waste any more time and jump right into it...
U.S. Marshals (1998)
It might be Tommy
Lee's show now, but he's still stuck
in a chicken suit.
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Wait a minute, Ben
Stiller’s the guy I’m supposed
to root for? Never!
Out of Sight (1998)
George becomes Clooney
J-Lo wears a ‘Phins jersey
Zahn plays “Dumb fuck Glenn”
BASEketball (1998)
The Al Michaels, Bob
Costas, and Tim McCarver
stuff needs way more love.
Mulan (1998)
Conflicting vibes here:
Honest commentary and
cute cartoon dragon!
The Big Lebowski (1998)
Tough competition,
but it’s the most quotable
Coen Brothers flick.
Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)
I’ll take more “Batman:
The Animated Series”
where I can get it!
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
I can see how this
could maybe be your thing if
these were your people.
Deep Impact (1998)
Damn, this one had me
fooled for awhile. I thought
it was going down.
Rushmore (1998)
If you want to hear
my thoughts on this movie, you
can hear them right here
For more Haiku Reviews:
Haiku Reviews #3: 1999 Edition
Haiku Reviews #4: Cut the Cord, July 2022
Haiku Reviews #5: Halloween 2022
Haiku Reviews #7: Steven Spielberg
Haiku Reviews #8: Halloween 2023 Part I
Haiku Reviews #9: Halloween 2023 Part II
Haiku Reviews #10: 1983 Edition
Haiku Reviews #11: 1992 Edition
Haiku Reviews #12: American Politics
Haiku Reviews #13: Summer 2024
Haiku Reviews #14: Stephen King