Haiku Reviews #9: Halloween 2023 Part II
Celebrating the end of another successful spooky season.
As promised, here’s the second volume of this Halloween’s Haiku Reviews - the recap of the scary movies I watched this month.
What did you watch? Happy Halloween!
Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)
Supernatural
Chuck Cheese video game as…
…domestic drama?
Spirit Halloween: The Movie (2022)
Last year, my Spirit
was in an old Staples. This
year, it’s an old Sears.
The Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Englund, for many
reasons was the perfect choice.
The rest? Not so sure.
Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge (1989)
This reminded me
of that weird mall cop show that
aired on TLC
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Of course this Rocky
Horror fan would dig Phantom
of the Paradise
Massacre at Central High (1976)
Thank you so much to
Exhumed Films for showing me
this trailer. It rips.
Strangeland (1998)
Passion projects are
sometimes just better in your
imagination
Trilogy of Terror (1975)
He’s hot for teacher,
blonde and brunette Karen Black,
crazy possessed dolls
The Unknown (1927)
Lon Chaney: The Man
of a Thousand Faces and
exactly ten toes
Urban Legend (1998)
It’s urban legend
that Jared Leto was a
regular guy once
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Haiku Reviews #3: 1999 Edition
Haiku Reviews #4: Cut the Cord, July 2022
Haiku Reviews #5: Halloween 2022
I forgot how cute Leto was and was reminded of when he was Jordan Catalano.