Welcome to the 10th Edition of Haiku Reviews! This time around, we're celebrating movies that are celebrating 40 years - from science fiction to great comedies to science fiction to mediocre comedies!
Superman III (1983)
Life’s hardest question:
Annette O'Toole or Margot
Kidder? Who can choose!
WarGames (1983)
Call operator
and use floppy disks, this is
the future of tech!
Mr. Mom (1983)
I mean, I can see
how folks didn’t think his Bat
was going to work
Krull (1983)
Casting Call for Krull:
Male, any age, just looking
for weird looking guys
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Believe it or not
(you won’t), I might prefer this
over A New Hope
The Hunger (1983)
David Bowie’s bare
ass is fourth billed, just behind
Susan Sarandon
Trading Places (1983)
Definitely known
for being a lot better
than it really is!
A Christmas Story (1983)
“You’ll shoot your eye out!”
That actually happened
to me once. It hurt!
Betrayal (1983)
Acting students hear
the Pinter Pause in their sleep,
haunting their nightmares
Scarface (1983)
Unlike Al, I would
have been a lot happier
with all that money
For more Haiku Reviews:
Haiku Reviews #3: 1999 Edition
Haiku Reviews #4: Cut the Cord, July 2022
Haiku Reviews #5: Halloween 2022
Haiku Reviews #7: Steven Spielberg