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Haiku Reviews: Halloween 2022

Celebrating the end of October.

Patrick Regal
Oct 31, 2022
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Halloween is here, which officially puts an end to a month dedicated to scary movies.

We hope you’ve enjoyed our horror double features, Spooktacular Y2Kidz episodes, reviews, throwbacks, and more — all in honor of our favorite month.

We end our Halloween coverage with my haiku reviews, a bit I do every so often where I write five syllable - seven syllable - five syllable reviews on a given topic. Below you can find ten of those for some movies I watched this October.

Hellraiser (1987)

Entertaiment Film

Pinhead is only

like the eighth grossest thing in

Hellraiser movies

Smile (2022)

Paramount

“I am not crazy!”

Those five words are totally

uninteresting

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Bloody Disgusting

Packed house horror is

such a treat, so I loved it

just for that alone

Who Invited Them (2022)

Shudder

Not home invasion,

it is really more of a

home invitation

Ghostbusters (1984)

Columbia

Murray, Moranis,

et al. are some of the best

to ever do it

The Munsters (2022)

Netflix

This does not deserve

the hate it has been getting,

super cute and sweet

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

If I had to bet,

I’d say Matthew Perry hates

this movie so much

Nosferatu (1922)

If he was alive

today, Murnau would make the

scariest shit evs

Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001)

Elvira Movie Company

Watched along with Joe

Bob, Elvira, and Mail Girl

Darcy. Yay, Shudder!

Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! (2022)

Warner Bros.

Scooby and Shaggy

dressed up as each other made

my whole Halloween

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