Haiku Reviews: Halloween 2022
Celebrating the end of October.
Halloween is here, which officially puts an end to a month dedicated to scary movies.
We hope you’ve enjoyed our horror double features, Spooktacular Y2Kidz episodes, reviews, throwbacks, and more — all in honor of our favorite month.
We end our Halloween coverage with my haiku reviews, a bit I do every so often where I write five syllable - seven syllable - five syllable reviews on a given topic. Below you can find ten of those for some movies I watched this October.
Hellraiser (1987)
Pinhead is only
like the eighth grossest thing in
Hellraiser movies
Smile (2022)
“I am not crazy!”
Those five words are totally
uninteresting
Terrifier 2 (2022)
Packed house horror is
such a treat, so I loved it
just for that alone
Who Invited Them (2022)
Not home invasion,
it is really more of a
home invitation
Ghostbusters (1984)
Murray, Moranis,
et al. are some of the best
to ever do it
The Munsters (2022)
This does not deserve
the hate it has been getting,
super cute and sweet
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
If I had to bet,
I’d say Matthew Perry hates
this movie so much
Nosferatu (1922)
If he was alive
today, Murnau would make the
scariest shit evs
Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001)
Watched along with Joe
Bob, Elvira, and Mail Girl
Darcy. Yay, Shudder!
Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! (2022)
Scooby and Shaggy
dressed up as each other made
my whole Halloween
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