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Haiku Reviews #6

Short film reviews for movies new and old.

Patrick Regal
Apr 17, 2023
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Big monkeys!

Small monkeys!

Dinosaurs!

Hugh Grant!

All that and more in the latest Haiku Reviews:

Every Which Way but Loose (1978)

This movie could work
so well without the monkey,
Claude is just bonus

Creed II (2018)

Creed versus Drago
What more could you possibly 
want from the eighth flick?

Dante’s Peak (1997)

From the look to the
vibe to the everything,
it was the nineties!

65 (2023)

No, Adam! You are
not supposed to make RedBox
flicks for some decades!

Boston Strangler (2023)

Women are better
than men, but they already
made this movie once

She’s the One (1996)

Amanda Peet and
Jennifer Aniston play
sisters. That is all.

Ash Wednesday (2002)

Most fucks of all time?
One hundred and fifty first
is where this one ranks

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

When was the last time
Hugh Grant gave a shit? I guess…
Dungeons and Dragons?

Outbreak (1995)

This is my twenty
year old dog sitter’s fav flick.
How did that happen?

Renfield (2023)

Cage’s Dracula
is so good because of course
it is, it’s Nic Cage!

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For more Haiku Reviews:

Haiku Reviews #1

Haiku Reviews #2

Haiku Reviews #3: 1999 Edition

Haiku Reviews #4: Cut the Cord, July 2022

Haiku Reviews #5: Halloween 2022

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